Certificate of Accomplishment

Be it known by all who are literate that the individual whose name appears here_____________________,

has done what damn few have ever done, has ventured where few have ventured and has seen every damn thing there is to see and

surfed all the way to

The Damn End of the Internet.

Therefore, as the current proprietor of The Whole Damn Net, and many of its popular damn domains, including This Damn.com and Any Dam.com, I am proud to today bestow this damn Certificate of Accomplishment and my personal congratulations for a job damn well done.

Thomas Nocera,

Chief Visionary Officer

The Whole Damn Web.Com